hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

guide to the sexualities

culturallyrelevanturl:

straight: gotta be skinny as a stick. can’t be curvy. gotta be straight. straight as a ruler.

gay: happy

bisexual: you can only be attracted to two people in your life. choose wisely

pansexual: you have to be attracted to literally everyone. sorry bud i dont make the rules

polysexual: attracted to only the finest polyester fabrics

asexual: attracted to anything that starts with the letter a. ants? yep. agriculture? you got it. the alphabet? you better believe it buddy

(via bru-mas)

offendedstraightboy:

waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

son sit down literally everybody gets it

offendedstraightboy:

waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

son sit down literally everybody gets it

(via bru-mas)

paradoxical-mystery:

veganrocket:

DID YOU GUYS KNOW THERE IS A BIKER GANG CALLED RESCUE INK THAT BREAKS UP DOGFIGHTING RINGS, CONFRONTS ANIMAL ABUSERS, CONFISCATES NEGLECTED ANIMALS AND INVESTIGATES STOLEN ANIMALS

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YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT THIS BADASSERY HERE

GODS BLESS THIS BADASS AWESOME DUDES

(via bru-mas)

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

(via bru-mas)

benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

(via bru-mas)

superwholock-is-my-hell:

mage-of-rage:

delano-laramie:

skrelp:

this actually has 9000 notes
9000 people genuinely reblogged this


wow.

reblogging it anyway

even more reason to reblog

superwholock-is-my-hell:

mage-of-rage:

delano-laramie:

skrelp:

this actually has 9000 notes

9000 people genuinely reblogged this

wow.

reblogging it anyway

even more reason to reblog

(via bru-mas)

socialjusticekoolaid:

This site has zero chill.
socialjusticekoolaid:

This site has zero chill.

socialjusticekoolaid:

This site has zero chill.

(via bru-mas)

tuxedoducklinq:

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

IF I SAW ONE OF THESE COMING I WOULD CRY
tuxedoducklinq:

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

IF I SAW ONE OF THESE COMING I WOULD CRY
tuxedoducklinq:

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

IF I SAW ONE OF THESE COMING I WOULD CRY
tuxedoducklinq:

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

IF I SAW ONE OF THESE COMING I WOULD CRY
tuxedoducklinq:

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

IF I SAW ONE OF THESE COMING I WOULD CRY

tuxedoducklinq:

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

IF I SAW ONE OF THESE COMING I WOULD CRY

(via oknope)

(via sniffing)

(via dulect)

If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I killed. You can kill yourself too, but that doesn’t mean you got to stop living.

Vargus, Archie’s Final Project  (via paintdeath)

(via stop)

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

(via communistbakery)

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg


oh my god


guys for real im laughing so hard rn

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg

oh my god

guys for real im laughing so hard rn

(via bullied)

thequeenvevo:

she got her
thequeenvevo:

she got her

thequeenvevo:

she got her

(via okay)

hawaii-n-jones:

The fact that both of these reactions came from males
hawaii-n-jones:

The fact that both of these reactions came from males
hawaii-n-jones:

The fact that both of these reactions came from males

hawaii-n-jones:

The fact that both of these reactions came from males

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